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“Like, they just feel so good when I let them loose, y'know? I dunno if they were, like, always this big, but I think that, um… What was I saying? All I can think about is your big dick.” “I know, slut,” I told my boss&rsq

whatisadvertising: What would modern technology and social networks look like if they were vintage ads This is a post gathered Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Skype, iMac, Nintendo Wii and Sony Playstation as if they were vintage ads. Love this. Modern

nirvanalust69: drawn2herbooty: erotichotnesss: mmmmmh!!!! <3 I want this I would date both guys if they were like this! Relationship goals! Mmmmm nirvanalust69 I def agree wit u

whatisadvertising: What would modern technology and social networks look like if they were vintage ads This is a post gathered Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Skype, iMac, Nintendo Wii and Sony Playstation as if they were vintage ads.

jojoeatsflan: If Baymax can lift 1,000 pounds how can he not punch an old wooden door? because that what would tadashi do if they were in the exact same situation

As a shy, sensitive boy, you always had to hide how different you were from your friends. Dreaming what it would be like if they were rather just like you. Longing for friendship among fairies, who never had to pretend that they were into girls. Who

aresnakesreal: like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog.

m-azing: hedgehogwithablog: On that day Humanity received a grim reminder… #what if eren were actually a giant hedgehog #what if they were all hedgehogs

biokitty: mysharona1987: mysharona1987: But, Linda, they were totally innocent. Does she not grasp this? She is evil. Wow. She’s really trippling down on this shit and defaming these men AGAIN in the process. Like, there was a straight confession

darkfliercynthia: what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

Please remember that these attacks in France may have not been conducted by Jihadists. However, regardless of if they were, we must remember they do not represent the majority of Muslim people. If this is ISIS, as it is likely to be, it is very important

aresnakesreal: like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog.

whatisadvertising: What would modern technology and social networks look like if they were vintage ads This is a post gathered Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Skype, iMac, Nintendo Wii and Sony Playstation as if they were vintage ads.

darkfiretaimatsu: Me and positions of power… We’re not very compatible, you see~ There’s this thing called responsibility? I don’t have it~ I just wanted to see what kind of interesting folks were down there, and if they were like Chrysalis?

perspicaciousbovril: There’s always that one fictional character that you have such a complicated relationship with because you love them but you also know that if they were real you’d punch them in the face at least once a day

littlefaun: i hate this ship but i like tauriel ok. also plz forgive me i haven’t drawn in forever ugh

I’m trying my best to reblog posts that have been made recently/have the latest information, as opposed to an archive of what has happened. If there’s something that needs to be amended (such as the last post), please let me know and I

stefanoguerrera: whatisadvertising: What would modern technology and social networks look like if they were vintage ads This is a post gathered Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Skype, iMac, Nintendo Wii and Sony Playstation as if they were vintage ads.

whatisadvertising: What would modern technology and social networks look like if they were vintage ads This is a post gathered Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Skype, iMac, Nintendo Wii and Sony Playstation as if they were vintage ads.

jaclcfrost: i don’t care if a character is immortal i want to know their age. their exact age. i want to know how many centuries they’ve been around. if they died before they became immortal i want to know how old they were then. don’t give me

winblossomwin: So I just loved this little nod to Breaking Bad in Zootopia. I wasn’t sure if the two sheep that showed in the end were actually Walter and Jesse and if they were I couldn’t remember what they looked like -_-;

I saw these really cute kid’s books at Target the other day. They were like coloring books except they were “hand-lettering” books themed around stuff like The Lion King, Star Wars, Mickey Mouse, Disney Princesses, etc. Each book taught

whatisadvertising: What would modern technology and social networks look like if they were vintage ads This is a post gathered Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Skype, iMac, Nintendo Wii and Sony Playstation as if they were vintage ads.

aresnakesreal: like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog.

stfuconservatives: seriouslyamerica: ladyatheist: logicd: Yup Neither person would fucking “scare me” if they were walking through my neighborhood at night. Oh, and we’re just straight up lying now and saying that he had “gang related tattoos”?

sithgirl13: “the gems are all girls because they look like girls!!!”“i don’t get why anyone could like greg, he’s just a deadbeat dad!!!”“rose was only big because she was pregnant, besides i can draw her skinny if i want!!!”“ruby and

rockymountainboys3: I might have read more comic books as a kid if they were like this!

if they were in a bra and plenty of uplift they would be more like 54/56 inches,lovely huge tits,mmmmm,xxxxx.

aresnakesreal: like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog.

justace89: inkfishie: reverendharlemheat: beulard: reverendharlemheat: DC locals fucking with inauguration tourists was easily one of the best things to happen this weekend But…why? If they were politely asking a question, giving someone false

xdamnation: cantwalkintheshadows: righteousxhunter: GUESS WHO JUST MADE HOLY WATER AND PUT IT IN A SPRAY BOTTLE YO BITCHES PEPPER SPRAY IS SO LAST YEAR But dude, what would happen if you were like going to pepper spray someone but you used holy water

castieltheangelofthursgay: if i was a teacher i’d probably research my students online and find their blog and then if they were being dicks i could be like “yeah you’re gonna do that assignment on time and you’re gonna like it” and then just

activatedtower: electoralcollege: ravenclaw-rebel3390: mapsontheweb: What 50 states might look like if they were redrawn today based on economic connections. What’s that big empty space? Desert and forests, mostly. Not many cities in that area.

shikajika: calamityrachx: whatisadvertising: What would modern technology and social networks look like if they were vintage ads This is a post gathered Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Skype, iMac, Nintendo Wii and Sony Playstation as if they were vintage

monochrome-bear: what if there was like a confirmed asexual character in like anything anything at all wouldn’t that be swell

aresnakesreal: like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog.

biblogdude: I’ve never had a fishing trip like this one. I might take more of them if they WERE like this!

aresnakesreal: like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog.

nephilimgirlbooks: I firmly believe that fanfiction readers have the best poker faces. Like, no one is more sneaky/better at lying then those who have read crazy fanfiction smut in public while looking as casual as if they were responding to a text.

aresnakesreal: like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog.

aresnakesreal: like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog.

wilwheaton: #throwbackthursday They were like, “You can pose with any car you want,” so I said, “How about the Batmobile?” And they were all, “How about a Lamborghini?” And I was like, “Only if you promise to style me like I’m a HUGE

whatisadvertising: What would modern technology and social networks look like if they were vintage ads This is a post gathered Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Skype, iMac, Nintendo Wii and Sony Playstation as if they were vintage ads.

aresnakesreal: like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog.

aresnakesreal: like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog.

whatisadvertising: What would modern technology and social networks look like if they were vintage ads This is a post gathered Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Skype, iMac, Nintendo Wii and Sony Playstation as if they were vintage ads.

aresnakesreal: like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog.

sandsibilings: butt-fuzz: wackalope: wysteria-peacock: My absolute favourite cat ever. This is a manul, or pallas cat. Found in the Afghan mountains, they’re one of the oldest pure-blood cousins of our own goggies. they look like fat balls of

ronniejayyy: kcbz: Boyzzz 😂 Id actually be into games if they were like this

man i hate people on pokemon showdown, if you’re losing then they make fun of you and pm you to harass you about your loss, but if you DO win they also harass you cause they’re sore losers

aresnakesreal: like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog.

elasticitymudflap: ok but instead of cold jerky crewmates i originally thought the other rubies and sapphires to be what if they were like really annoying older siblings instead sapphire’s are really strict and pretentious and really short tempered

eliciaforever: Reblog if you’ve ever been told it was a “shame” that you cut your “beautiful hair.”

jihaad: tariqah: Lesbian diagnosis: Did you like Shego from Kim Possible? Was Buttercup your favourite power puff girl? Did you just simply not care for superheroes? alternatively: was the only superhero you cared about raven from teen titans?

if I were to distribute some (sfw-ish) high-res images for body-pillows via patreon would someone be interested? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (if you want to know which images I have available so far or want to suggest or commission more or for info in general just

thebeserkerhealer: 31-rabbits: aliensnipe: What if there were women’s cleanliness products that were marketed the way Old Spice stuff is? Like they had names like “Lioness” and “Sycamore” and “Wildfire” and “Hunter’s Moon” and they

If they weren't moving, you'd think they were painted on... -

hey i appreciate any and all monochrome love but please dont put their VAs in awkward situations just for shipping requests. i mean, i have no other backstory/context to go by other than the mood of that photo and “i got them married” so lmaodgsff

naked-yogi: Okay, people with vaginas. If you get yeast infections… just listen to what I have to say for a lil bit. I used to get yeast infections all the damn time. I mean like… once a month and they were HORRIBLE. So of course I read into what

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